A light hearted poem to make you smile

Because sometimes you need to take a step back from it all...

Well, here we are as the world comes to a stand still,

We’re all staying inside and we’re losing our will!

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Every day we put on our uniform for the day ahead,

Leggings and lounge wear, virtually ready for bed!

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God help us when we need to wear jeans or a skirt,

Hairy legs, buttons and a zip, that’s going to hurt!

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We’re not looking our best and don’t even care,

We’re blonde no more, it’s our very own dark hair!

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Every night we have made sure the wine is flowing,

It's one of the only things that’s keeping us going!

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And we’ve eaten ourselves out of house and home,

Our husband’s growing stubble that you could comb!

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We've found the whole nation is on rations of loo roll,

And screen time’s an all time high as we just scroll!

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Leaving the house is as exciting as it’s going to get,

Once a day, keeping 2 metres with anyone you met!

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Sure, we’ll appreciate the world more than before,

But, just watch divorces soar as we open the door!

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