- Charlotte Thorogood
A light hearted poem to make you smile
Because sometimes you need to take a step back from it all...
Well, here we are as the world comes to a stand still,
We’re all staying inside and we’re losing our will!
🌎🌳
Every day we put on our uniform for the day ahead,
Leggings and lounge wear, virtually ready for bed!
🧘♀️👟
God help us when we need to wear jeans or a skirt,
Hairy legs, buttons and a zip, that’s going to hurt!
👖👗
We’re not looking our best and don’t even care,
We’re blonde no more, it’s our very own dark hair!
👱♀️💇♀️
Every night we have made sure the wine is flowing,
It's one of the only things that’s keeping us going!
🥂🍻
And we’ve eaten ourselves out of house and home,
Our husband’s growing stubble that you could comb!
🧔🍞
We've found the whole nation is on rations of loo roll,
And screen time’s an all time high as we just scroll!
📱🧻
Leaving the house is as exciting as it’s going to get,
Once a day, keeping 2 metres with anyone you met!
👥🐾
Sure, we’ll appreciate the world more than before,
But, just watch divorces soar as we open the door!
🦚🍀